crawl into my heart, take me apart

zegalba:

Hassan Ragab: Recycled Plastic Art Nouveau Facade Chairs (2023)

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redpandarascal:

daddyfuckedme:

the original makes the same point, but it’s funnier

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gallusrostromegalus:

goingknowherewastaken:

commander-ledi:

bogleech:

letsgetsalty:

letsgetsalty:

Agdgsgsgsg I’m LIVING for this Reef2Reef thread. This guy was worried about his urchins getting sunburnt so he made them little hats

IT GETS BETTER

In the wild these urchins will in fact carry a small rock or shell exactly on top like this and im so happy there’s people taking advantage of that and who care about their urchins as pets.

i visited an aquarium at some point, and our tour guide told that when the staff had a party, they put a little decorative plastic hat from a booze bottle into the sea urching tank, and just left it there because the sea urchins liked it, and kept taking turns in wearing it.

Discovering that sea urchins wearing hats is a thing in this world means so much to me rn

As a species, humans have a lot of faults but our relentless desire to put tiny hats on animals is not one of them.

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burythecarnival:

she’s a ten but, like a cat, she sleeps for seventeen hours a day & when she is awake, she needs your undivided attention.

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mossandeyes:

himejoshikomaeda:

being a dom is only cool if people like you. otherwise it’s super embarrassing. if you’re a sub you can be like “ahhh i wanna get fucked superrr hard >w<” and it’s kind of endearing. if you’re a dom and you say “i want to FUCK someone.. who will be mommys little KITTY today ..” and no one actually wants to have sex with you, you may as well kill yourself. because there’s no coming back from that

screamed in the office at these tags

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sabertoothwalrus:

crossroadswrite:

idk about you but i’m a sucker for the we just had sex and it’s the morning after and i woke up to an empty bed and how could i be so stupid of course you left me alone but wait you’re in my kitchen cooking me breakfast and i’m so relieved trope

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mostly-funnytwittertweets:

unami-anamo0y:

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johnwickfucker:

johnwickfucker:

i’d love you if and only if you were a worm. bitch

forgot about my icon before making this post

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